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Once again, I must extend my deepest, and most sincerest apologies to you all. Recently, at work, they’ve cracked down and completely blocked all external internet sites, and on top of that, run regular scheduled centerwide scans for any open browser that bypasses the firewall. Seeing as work was my primary place of blogging adventures because typically when I get home, I’m swamped with like… everything… I haven’t had much time, if any, to post anything remotely interesting.

In my folder, I’ve got tons of screenshots, quotes, Socializing 101 ideas, and all around qwirky randomness everyone I know loves and enjoys. I promise I’ll be able to pick it up once again when the insanity in my life starts to die down. But till then, here’s a summary of what you’ve missed.

Mika’s Top 10 This Week:

1. Amber is still a noob.
2. The guild downed Mimiron, Vezax, and got Yogg into phase 2 before we started having problems.
3. I’ve rolled 3 new toons. 2 on the Earthen Ring server, look for Reikyva (58- Nelf DK) or Ryni (5-Nelf Rogue) if your interested for some fun RP, or Sylvyya (5-Belf Rogue) on Cenarion Circle ^_~
4. Reì on Azgalor has been racking achievements left and right and occationally topping charts.
5. My RP blog still isn’t quite finished yet, still putting the final touches on that one too.
6. Thanks to Tharion Greyseer he’s helping me get some reference points to get a possible career in writing off the ground, so I’m looking into that.
7. I’m getting ready for the big move, leaving on October 1st (Yay!)
8. Guild Drama has escalated through the roof because of a particular Hunter who is the single most egotistical, self-centered, rude, arrogant, piece of sixteen year old shit I’ve ever met.
9. Mika finally did ToC 10 man with a pug who one shot everything but faction champtions. (We had no mages, no locks, no hunters… virtually no CC. BURN THE DPS!!)
10. Did I mention Amber is still a noob?

There it is, folks… Mika’s Top 10 You Missed this week.

Disclaimer: I’ll be going into further details in the near future regarding some points… Amber’s failsauce… self-explainitory.

Once again, thank you thank you soooo much for being patient with me, and I’m soooo sorry for slacking. Point and laugh… I’m a scrub, lol.


I’m sure everyone has heard that line, “Here’s yer sign…” from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, where a joke just flies over someone’s head and the irony of the situation is almost incomprehensible? Well… I had a “Here’s yer sign…” moment last night.

Remember how I said we were going to ‘steamroll’ Naxx 25 because we’ve had it on farm for heaven knows how long? And remember how I said that I was either going to have a post full of Win or a post full of Fail? Well… even though we’re trying to progress in Ulduar 25, but see to be getting stuck with the same people who are clueless, we still can’t even clear more than one wing in Naxx 25 in two and a half hours.

….Here’s yer sign…

It took me a moment, and as much as I hate to admit it -in which I didn’t want to publicly admit it in front of everyone- but should we really, honestly and truly, be trying to replace Naxx 25 runs with Ulduar 25 runs with the gear level of 60% of the raid barely, just barely, at Ulduar 10 standards??

Last night, granted yes we did have some of our core DPS, healers, and a core tank, but the rest of the group, some composed with a sprinkle of alts, should NOT have taken 2 ½ hours to clear construct wing in Naxx 25.

Let me give you a break down on how this run went.

This fight, is not hard.

1st Attempt
So far so good, get Patchwerk to 60%… Mikata bites the dust, hateful tank down, tried to Brez, didn’t get it in time, half the raid down, we wipe it.

Mikata only has 38.6k health… arjthgapghap;g And I was a hateful tank because the other alt tank who was tanking the boss only had 35k health.

2nd Attempt

3rd Attempt


Steve steps in, tells Murri to GTFO and tanks the boss.

Patch dies.

This boss was a surprising one shot. Yes, we did have people dropping bombs in the middle of the raid like scrubs, but it seemed everyone else had the common sense to GTFO the green shit.

Being the tank with the second highest health, and the only one out of Murri and myself Atropus could trust, I got the honor of swap tanking the boss with Andy.

Macharious: “MIKATA TAUNT!!”
Atropus: “Oh damn… TAUNT BACK!!”


Gluth dies.

We spend 20 MINUTES figuring out who is healing, who is tanking, who is DPSing what side, Hunt and Amber argue over recount because Hunt is retarded and needs to be globally muted sometimes, and it’s just OMFG LET GO.

Since Murri can’t prot DPS for shit (like my tank spec feral dps is any better, aisjhgpajg), he’s tanking one of the bosses. They both die, we jump down to Thadd. About 30 seconds in we hear.

Atropus: “Murri… do NOT pull him off me, watch your THREAT!!”
Murri: “Oh, sorry, my bad. I’m in defensive stance.”
Macharious: “Why are you in defensive stance? Switch to zerker stance.”
Murri: “Alright, but I’ll switch back here soon, I get more DPS in defensive stance.”
Macharious: “No the fuck you don’t, stay in zerker stance.”

Thaddius dies.

Keep in mind, between every pull we have to stop or slow down for one reason or another. Someone leaves or someone has to be replaced, or someone has to be globally muted, WTFE. This shit is taking too damn long.

We go to try our hand in the Military Wing.

Instructor Razuvious

1st Attempt
The healers can’t seem to keep the understudies up for shit, and they keep dying. So what happens?


Mikata trys to taunt him, pops Survival Instincs, has 50k health, and gets oneshotted and omnomnom’s the floor.

Amber: “Where is my tank, my understudy is attacking me!”
Atropus: “Your tank is dead.”

Everyone dies.

2nd Attempt


Everyone dies.

We call it a night.

Yes… a night full of disappointments, Here’s yer sign… that leads me to the conclusion:

How can we expect to make very much progress in Ulduar 25 when we can barely… BARELY handle a raid we’ve had on farm for so long. I’m not sure if it was the lack of focus, or the lack of commitment, but we shouldn’t have had these problems. I get the feeling that most of these new recruits just aren’t taking it seriously. (Yes, I know it’s a game, get the fuck off my back, I don’t like wasting 3 hours of my life for school yard bullshit in a game I play to enjoy.)

I think it’s time we should reevaluate our current raiding situation.

Thanks to my wonderful friend Ky from Casual Hardcore, I’ve been introduced, and labeled with the term ‘shitstorming’ from my apparent reaction to his post on our guild forums.

Now, I’m going to show you what apparent ‘shitstorming’ means by the amount of QQ in my posts that I didn’t even realize were there until after I reread them the next day.

Summing up our posts wouldn’t nearly do the justice from our forum, so I’ll just go ahead and quote directly from the forums.

And to think, our poor lovable mage Miss BB started all this with a minor question if we could just run a few farm raids for low geared guildies.


OK, this might make some of you think I’m a prick, but I’m going to speak my mind anyway because I’ve reached an age where I don’t care much what people think of me.

Last night’s Naxx run was frustrating to say the least. Wiping on the 2nd trash pull in a raid we’ve had on farm for months is not a great way to start the raid. I personally didn’t want to go because like Mach said, I’m one of the ones that has run it to death on three toons now.

Erdkrieg, my only current toon that may need an item or two still from Naxx25, was already saved this week. Maedchen needs nothing. Kyrileanthos needs nothing. So my attendance to that raid was solely to support the guild and helping people to not only have a chance to raid something, but get a few pieces of gear or emblems.

The reason I was frustrated with Naxx25 wasn’t exactly because of the constant wiping. It was rather because of the inane chatter going on in vent that led me to believe that a good majority of the raid wasn’t paying attention. It may be Naxx, but when people are screwing around not really caring what they’re doing, wiping, and then continue to chatter about random things obviously not paying attention to the raid, I get irritated.

So that said, I am more than happy to use any of my three healers to support a guild Naxx25 or other raid, but I am not OK supporting a guild run where people are going to screw around and not take it seriously. I’m a casual player with a hardcore raider mentality. If I’m going to raid I don’t want to do it half-assed. I hate afk’ers, alt-tabbers, people that don’t run back after a wipe, etc. It isn’t fair to others and whether I’m naive or not to expect others to return the favor, I still expect it.


I hear what you are saying Kyr, and I agree with just about everything. Unfortunatly I havn’t reached your age yet lol so I don’t think I could have put it as well as you just did. That is one thing that I would like to add to the requirments of anyone who wishes to lead raids for us. This game is about having fun and socializing…but wiping is not fun. I have always had a hardcore raiding mentality but I’ve never raided hardcore. If it were 100% up to me we would be in ULD25 4-5 days a week pushing through progression, Granted if I did that very few of you all would want to do it with me so that leaves us with our current situation. I am not going to say no “sidebar” conversations…but when we reach the point where it is a distraction and we die becuase of it, it needs to stop.

And 1 more side note: A whipe does not mean the following:

1) HEY WE’RE ALL DEAD! time for a BIO!
2) Man, that sucked! I think I’ll watch TV while others run back so they can Rez me.
3) Looks like we’re close to a boss, I think I’ll have a smoke.
4) I’m thirsty, brb getting (insert desired drink)

See what I am getting at? Downtime between wipes wastes a lot more time that I think everyone realizes.

Then here I come, SHITSTORMER MIKATA, GO!!


Personally, as you all may know, in game over vent I’m a very VERY social person when I become confortable with the group. I like to joke around, kid, etc to lighten the mood… and I know most of the time I don’t know my play, and I have a tendency to speak out at the most inopportune times when I should know better to keep my mouth shut.

In my opinion, idle conversation, chit-chat, jokes are okay during trash (unless it’s Ulduar, because Ulduar trash is Srs Bsnz), but come boss time, and I’m getting better at this, conversations need to come to a stop and we need to focus on what we’re doing, even if it’s a boss we’ve farmed 12,458,556,142 times, because there’s still the possibility to wipe if just ONE person isn’t paying attention. (Grobb, Thadd, KT, and 4 Horsmen) And that’s not including if you’re a healer or tank. That’s just DPS that can cause a wipe in Naxx alone.

And I agree with the tabbing out, and the running back, and the afking, and just the general Bullshit people do after a wipe. It is really frustrating because instead of everyone running back and buffing and going, we have sit spend twice as much time ressing, then waiting for the afk’ers or tabbers to come back, then buff, then ready check, then starting the encounter. I make a note that before a raid, I have all of my essencials in-game and out-of-game ready before hand. (Reagents, repaired in game, have a smoke, get a drink, maybe a little snack outside of game) That way I don’t have to go afk unless we’re like 2 hours in and I have to piss like a pregnant russian race-horse.

Bottomline… yes, we have slackers who don’t share a ‘hardcore raider’ mentality, and they’re just casually along for the ride to have fun with friends, but they don’t understand how much that frustrates the rest of us.

And dear god I started ranting… I’M DONE!!


Don’t misunderstand me. Some of the best raids I have been on have been wipe nights were joking was about the only thing we could do to alleviate the situation. It’s the not paying attention and not bringing your a-game that frustrates and upsets me. There’s a difference.

Taking a bunch of new people that don’t know the fights in a Naxx25 at this point and having them make mistakes wouldn’t frustrate me. They need a chance to learn just like anyone else. It was the impression that was given from people that do know the fights, even if they’re on alts, that they weren’t paying attention.

I have to say that overall the guild officers are doing a fantastic job and deserve our thanks and respect when they’re leading raids. It’s not an easy job.


I understand what you’re saying Ky, but my point was that while it’s fun and games for MOST of the group, for SOME of the group is a hassle to pick up the slack of someone who really doesn’t want to be there, is pretty much forcing themselves because they want to progress. It’s aggrivating when instead of running back, someone wants to tab out, or go afk, and fuck off… or even worst, just sit there and openly admit they’re too lazy to run back and joke because they think it’s cute.

I love, actually no, I prefer to talk and have fun during a raid, but like you said earlier, when that joking and fun causes a distraction, it quickly turns from fun and games to “Angry Raid Leader STFU AND LET’S FINISH THIS SHIT SO I CAN LOG AND GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE”

*eyes Steve*

Regardless, it’s one thing to make things friendly and fun, dicking off and circle jerking each other in vent on trash and ‘Lol Die to the Frogger Boss’ because you had lag. “Hahahaha…. point and laugh… let’s go.” But it’s another when you’re trying to do 4 horsemen, and two people are in the back trying to comminicate with one another as to when to switch, but you’ve got someone else over vent being loud and obnoxious and they think they’re being cute. Trash = okay to talk, Some Bosses = Okay to talk, Other Bosses = STFU and Pay Attention.


(God I can’t stop with the QQs today, fuck!!)

I have seen this before… and if I see it again, I will chew someone’s head off.

Don’t try to be cute and funny during a boss fight. Don’t stand in fire thinking you’re going to get healed. Don’t stand near others if you’re injected with a mutagen because you’re still casting. Don’t ignore adds or the boss if you’re instructed to kill something. Don’t engage the boss unless you’re the tank and EVERYONE is present and ready. Don’t talk back or complain about DPS or Healing assignments.

Once again… I’m done.

Now will all this said and done in the General Forums where EVERY MEMBER OF OUR GUILD CAN READ THE THREAD, let’s see how many ACTUALLY read it, learn from it, adjust because of it, and do better thanks to it.

Dear Whitney,

Why is it I suddenly remember you, and you’re twisted little teeny-bopper ways? Why is it that when I’m sitting at work, eating my Orville Redenbacher’s popcorn and drinking my Diet Pepsi Max that I remember how terrible of a priest you are… and how even worst of a little boy you are?

Perhaps it is because I miss you… yes, Whitney… I miss you dearly.

Ah, I remember the days so well, sitting in Gchat in Fearless listening to you wave your 14-year-old e-peen around… and how no one cared. How we laughed about you getting carried to recieve gear, and you getting angry in that cute little way you do, hitting that little caps lock key and typing every foul word known to men. It was so adorable.

Or how we would have a joyous time in vent, mocking and laughing every time you spoke, not just because you sounded like a 12 year old girl who’s voice was cracking like a toad, but because once again, you felt the need to puff out your chest, and wave that prepubescent e-peen of yours… when, here’s the best part, no one cared!

Oh… and don’t forget that time in Kara when you did more damage on a boss fight casting smite than most DPS… when you were supposed to be healing, and wondered why everyone was dying? Oh you were so terrible!

But what I miss the most, was that vindictive little back-stabbing, vicious trick of yours when you snuck and alt into the guild, and oh how convincing it was… Whitney… Whìtney, so similar…. and tried to scare us by gquitting… CAUSING TWO OF OUR CORE RAIDERS TO LEAVE BECAUSE OF YOUR IMMATURITY!!!

Ah yes…. I remember why I miss you so much…dickhead.

I hope you die in a fire… and not just any fire, an electrical fire, so when they try to put you out, I hope they throw water on you, so you get electrocuted WHILE burning in the fire… dickhead.

Love Always and Forever,

I’ll jump on the bandwagon and follow everyone elses trend of posting what THEY think about the supposed “leaks” of the expansion, what’s they think is going to happen, and how people should feel.

Heh… not really.

To be honest, I’m just going to keep my mouth shut and wait for the official word from Blizz on what the FUCK is going on before getting my hopes up or down. But I can tell you think, is said ‘leaks’ are true…

1.) Yes, I would be a very VERY sad polar bear if most of these ‘predictions’ are correct.
2.) Yes, I would cry in a corner and /wrists is my lovely lore is butchered.
3.) Yes, I would laugh at the horde for having everything they know all fucked up, haha.
4.) Yes, I would be very angry at Blizz for a long long time if they didn’t actually put forth an effort to explain everyones favorite question, “WHY!?”
5.) Yes, I would rofl for days at the overuse of the term “Holy Cow” when we kill a Tauren Pally.
6.) Yes, I would be confused as to why ANYONE would want to play a goblin… WTFWHY!?
7.) Yes, I would attempt to bore a powerdrill through my brain because I know I will have to listen to Ambro talk about how terrible it is for days.

That is, only of course, if all of these god-forsaken ‘leaks’ from a ‘reliable source’ is true. Ha.

If not, I’m going to Lolololol at MMO-Champion,, etc. becase as Anna nicely put it, its thier asses that get burnt for false reporting.

In other news…

In less than three weeks I’ll be moving from Florida to Illinois, and for those of you that read Ambro’s blog…

Please pity my poor soul…


I’ll be moving across the street from her… literally walking distance from her immense, unpredictable, /RW spamming WRATH!!!


I hate working… especially when I have to actually work and I can’t spend my time surfing blogs.

I especially hate when I have to work on spreadsheets while I’m working.

What’s even worst…

I hate working spreadsheets while stressed about having to work while working because of issues outside of work.

Man… I hate work.

I would like to take this time to intruduce you to the QQ-Corner. Occationally, I will resort to my QQ corner to bitch about anything and everything that bugs the living hell out of me… so let’s get started. (Laughs, giggles, and nods of agreement will ensue.)

Today will be quite the lengthy topic considering I’ve had quite a long week. Since it is so long… I’m having to break it into three parts… because reading up on 15 topics of QQ at one time might make you piss your pants.

((WARNING: The contents of these next 3 blog posts contain very opinionated statements of QQ, ranting, raving, bitching, extereme cussing, excessive foul language, overuse of caps lock, abuse of exclimation points, and a board range of topics. User disgression is advised.))

“Alright mothers, lock up your teen girls… the new trailor for Twilight: New Moon is out now.”

Yes… that is an actual quote I heard on the TV while my mom was watching Entertainment Television regarding the TRAILOR for the movie. I had a friend once, who was utterly and completely infatuated with the books BEFORE they became some occult phenomina along with Harry Potter. All she would ever talk about is those damn books.

Edward this, Jacob that… and she absolutely hated Bella with the passion of a thousand burning suns out of envy. But then again… what other pre-teen teeny-bopper with bad-boy issues wouldn’t want to have two super hot supernatural guys fighting over her in the most cliche’d scenario known to fantasy lovers??


I couldn’t stand the books because they were written in first person, I couldn’t stand the main characters because Bella-bitch is your classic ‘oh poor pity me’ girl who has MAJOR family issues, is the weird girl that no one likes, Edward is your sereotypical Billy-Bad-Ass with a heart of fucking gold, and Jacob is your loveable horn-dog that’s begging to get laid.

I hate the plot because, now this is resorting to my old RP style of classifications, the MOST despie syled plot I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. On top of that… let’s just have every other fucking vampire and werewolf in the world want this weird looking girl that no one else likes…. ’cause even though she’s weird as fuck…. SHE’S GOTTA BE HOT AND TASTE GOOD!!!

Bad Drivers
L2SlowLane Mother Fuckers!!

Alright, I’m going to just say it… I am a firm and loyal believer that when someone reaches a certain point of physical and mental deterioration of the eyes, ears, mind… they’re licenses should be fucking REVOKED!! Once you reach a certain age… like…. 50ish…. you should be required to take a physical exam to ensure you are still capable of driving, physically and mentally stable enough to be behind the wheel of a 2 ton murder weapon!!

If you are so deaf you can’t hear the horn behing you screeching for you to go at the green light, or you’re so blind you can’t see where you need to turn, so you have to drive at a creeping 20 mph to make sure you don’t miss it… YOU SHOULDN’T BE DRIVING!!!

And also… for you “overly cautious drivers”…. IF DRIVING A CAR SCARES THE HONEST PISS OUT OF YOU, THEN RIDE THE FUCKING BUS!! If you feel the need to drive 10 mph UNDER the posted speed limit because you’re so jumpy and jittery behind the wheel in fear a deer is going to pop out from behind a fucking CONDO on the BEACH at you…. GTFO!!!! You’re more of a hazard than anything because one sudden movement and you’re slamming on your brakes like God himself jumped infront of you.




People Chewing with Mouth Open

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I’m talking to someone… and they try to eat…. at the same fucking time. Like seriously…. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT!!! Congradulations… you can multi-task by talking, chewing, swallowing, and annoying the piss out of me at the same time.

The constant SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK as the glob of lard rolls around your mouth, cruched between your teeth and plopped from one side of your jaw to the other coated in your saliva…. it’s fucking gross!! Is it really that fucking hard to 1. Chew 2. Swallow 3. Speak?? One at a time… IN THAT ORDER?!?!?

It’s 1. Rude 2. Disrespectful and 3. Just plain Disgusting, Jackass!!

Lazy DPS
Do as you’re told, when you’re told DAMNIT

I love when I’m in a raid… and DPS is give 3 simple instructions…

1.) Assist the tank in getting aggro before unleashing your fury ‘balls-to-the-wall’ style DPS if you can, or count to 5 until said tank can get aggro.

2.) Stay away from shit that hurts, if you are the shit that hurts… then get the fuck away!!


Yeah… only 3!! Shouldn’t be too hard to follow, right??


1.) Trigger happy fucking DPS get killed. DUMBASS!!

2.) DPS that doesn’t pay attention or think it’s cute to stand in shit because they want to be cute…. get killed. FUCKING DUMBASS!!


Hey… want cool lewts…. and happy healers… and happy raid leaders…. DELETE THAT FUCKING RECOUNT ADDON AND JUST DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD!!

Blizz Patches and Nerfs
Blizz is a equal opportunity employer of fucking morons

Blizzard wants everyone (themselves) to be happy. Because who couldn’t be happy with 11 million people playing thier game? Well… I wonder if half of the employees know what it’s like when 11 million people QQ because Blizz is full of MORONS!!

It seems ever patch is a nerf or buff to one class because another complains. They’ll nerf a class’s PvP ability because of people complaining about it’s PvE use, or vise-versa.

On top of that…



(Yes… true story… that really fucking happened)

Hey… I’m sure it couldn’t be too hard to figure out a way to take a group composition and base the loot table off that??? Or maybe Blizz is just too lazy and they get a kick out of watching people flail miseraly in a raid of 16 bosses and have NOTHING drop for them.


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